Dave's not here. — Thomas Chong
Remember when Scott Walker went on the teevee to "debate" the racist David Duke, arguing that the white supremacist should be banned from the Republican presidential primary ballot? David Duke's crime: Having bad thoughts. So where is career Republican Scott Walker now that Republican David VanderLeest, who's been accused of committing a number of bad acts, is on the Republican ballot? VanderLeest says he hasn't heard from Walker, which isn't surprising. But how come Walker isn't going after the VanderLeest Dave like he went after the Duke Dave?
Are thought-crimes suddenly worse than real ones in Fitzwalkerstan?
You just wait until Mark Steyn gets wind of that!