July 29, 2011

Heroic Scott Walker battles Satan

Seriously.
And lest I should be exalted above measure through the abundance of the revelations, there was given to me a thorn in the flesh, the messenger of Satan to buffet me, lest I should be exalted above measure. — 2 Corinthians 12:7 (KJV)
Talk about your delusions of grandeur (and persecution).

On the other hand, it makes sense where Walker plays the thorn.

9 comments:

CJ said...

"Paul had a thorn in his flesh that he asked be removed, God said "My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness"

Really?

I guess that should be sending a big message to Walker to lighten up on the power chokehold, huh?

gnarlytrombone said...

Tonette pulls the barbs from his flesh after getting back from Ft. Atkinson.

illusory tenant said...

The Air-Conditioned Nightmare.

gnarlytrombone said...

*cough*blowjob*cough*

Anonymous said...

Sadly, Scott Walker probably does believe he is on a mission from God.

Free Lunch said...

Clearly Scott Walker has no idea what Jesus taught about how we should treat those who are poor, sick or old. Like Paul Ryan and other fake Christians, he follows the profoundly anti-Christian Ayn Rand's human-hating policies.

grumps said...

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

--or some such like that.

jimspice said...

Wait a minute. Does Walker see himself as Paul in this little exercise, or God? Either way, someone should suggest seeking medical advice. That thorn could get infected and really turn nasty.

illusory tenant said...

He's the brown bag buffet.