July 14, 2008

Suffer the little children

An Oklahoma City church called off plans to give away a semiautomatic assault rifle* at a weekend gathering of teenagers, the church's pastor said.

"We have 21 hours of preaching and teaching throughout the week," Pastor Bob Ross told a local teevee station.
Most people understand that if you're planning on preaching at a teenager for even two hours, you don't give him a gun.

* Oklahoma groundhogs are notoriously aggressive.

h/t Keith Schmitz.


capper said...

This adds a whole new definition to the phrase, "spare the rod, spoil the child."

Anonymous said...

Let us turn to Glock, Chapter 12, verses 1 to 10.