July 29, 2008

Jim Adkisson's library

Investigator Steve Still, being duly sworn, deposes and says:

During the interview Adkisson stated that he had targeted the church because of its liberal teachings and his belief that all liberals should be killed because they were ruining the country, and that he felt that the Democrats had tied his country's hands on the war on terror and they had ruined every institution in America with the aid of major media outlets.
Sounds familiar. Gee, I wonder where he got those ideas.
Still seized three books from Adkisson's home, including "The O'Reilly Factor," by television commentator Bill O'Reilly; "Liberalism is a Mental Disorder," by radio personality Michael Savage; and "Let Freedom Ring," by political pundit Sean Hannity.
What a surprise. But liberalism is the mental disorder.


Anonymous said...

Based on that account, my hypothesis that Ann Coulter was partially responsible for driving Adkisson to kill falls apart. He had Savage, Hannity, and O'Reilly, but no Ann Coulter. There I go again, taking the easy shot and missing by a mile.

I hang my head in shame.

illusory tenant said...

Fear not, they haven't yet released the browser history on his hard drive or his public library records.