May 2, 2010

Woman escapes kitchen, imperils GOP support

Republican candidate for governor Mark Neumann is finished, Journal-Sentinel political calumnist Patrick McIlheran can now report, based on the findings of an anonymous goof calling himself "Dad."

Why? Because Neumann, filling in for a local radio bloviator, brought his wife along into the studio. Worse, gawd forbid, Neumann "frequently asked for her input and/or approval on his thoughts."

Meanwhile, an April Rasmussen poll showed Mark Neumann having gained ground and running neck-and-neck with his Republican rival.

Mr. McIlheran's impeccable reportage is award-winning.

2 comments:

Clutch said...

Republican candidate for governor Mark Neumann is finished, Journal-Sentinel political calumnist Patrick McIlheran can now report...

In which it is revealed that Scott Walker's dropping out of university in 1990 is really a lot like Abraham Lincoln's never going to college in, say, 1825.

"A short list of men who have no college degree: Abraham Lincoln, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, George Washington, James Cameron, Alexander Graham Bell, Harry Truman."

illusory tenant said...

Lincoln also packed his own brown bag lunch.