March 8, 2010

Salty sailor cavorted naked with Satan's grandson

Nobody asked, so why are you telling?
"I arrived back early from [naval watch duty in the Persian Gulf] and opened the door and — not to put quite a light on it — but the other gentleman was busy remembering his spouse. And I'll let your imaginations run wild," Rep. Massa said. "I walked in and instead of embarrassing him I smacked him on the leg and said, 'You need any help with that, let me know.'"
Does this guy have any anecdotes where people are wearing clothes?

Who, indeed, removed the shower curtains from the men's locker room in the United States House of Representatives and why?

Might tomorrow bring the first all-nude The Glenn Beck Program?

Was there any opéra bouffe quite so bouffant as American politics?

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