December 26, 2009

Ethos

We believe closets were invented to keep our money where we can see it — Valentina*
Or perhaps to keep somebody else's money where they can't see it:
Many of the clothes Sujata Sachdeva purchased apparently went unused, with some stored in a 1,000-square-foot room in a Third Ward building.
Koss embezzlement may exceed $20 million**

Sounds like a case of assisted kleptomania.

* Being the stylish Mequon emporium at which Sachdeva is alleged by federal authorities to have disbursed $1.3 million over two years.

** That's more than the whole company made during the same period.

2 comments:

Ordinary Jill said...

Perhaps the stockpiled clothes were meant to be contributions to Sarah Palin's 2012 presidential campaign.

illusory tenant said...

Running mate's wardrobe by Carhartt.