June 26, 2009

King Sanford Version Bible quotes FTW

Disgraced South Carolina Governor Mark "The Psalmist" Sanford has spent the last two days furiously cherry-picking through his Bible, looking for any religious justification for his sinful behavior of adultery, lying, and abandoning his family and constituents to jet off to Argentina to be in the arms of his lover. And by golly, he found it!
Warning! Old Master Illustrated Scripture NSFW!!1


Anonymous said...

Can somebody look up which biblical person Sanford compared Bill Clinton to during the Lewinski scandle?

brewcitybrawler said...

Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you