April 25, 2010

Pontiff considers strategy to avoid UK arrest

September visit could be canceled — Torygraph
Senior Papal aides suggested the British Foreign Office had not taken strong enough disciplinary action against those responsible for the document, which suggested the Pope should open an abortion clinic, bless a homosexual marriage and launch his own range of condoms while he is here.
Those aren't as good as the Foreign Office wag's recommendation the Pope "do forward rolls with children to promote healthy living."

The perpetrators were surreptitiously transferred to another parish.

Also: Milwaukee civil suit "illegitimate," sez Vatican

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