April 11, 2010

Blessed sanctity of "traditional" marriage(s) news

'Hey, SWAMPY!'*
Ninth time's the charm.

* Disclaimer: For all I care, Elizabeth Taylor can get married as many times as I could watch Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?, which is a lot. And, in this particular instance, I expect the "procreative purpose" argument would fail, as Ms. Taylor is 78. But if the screen legend can marry nine times, why can't a gay couple get married even one time?

Oh, right. Because it would devalue Elizabeth Taylor's ninth marriage.


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