April 16, 2010

Foust on Faust

Faust says Satan is a job-creator: pride (pro-USA jingoism and all its marketing opportunities), avarice (tax-lowering obsessions, dollar worship, Sam's Club, ten pounds of crap in a five-pound bag for $3.99), envy (cul-de-sac homes and lawn care, bass boats, 60-inch screens), wrath (gun porn, Fox News' Daily Hate, cocaine sentencing), lust (Dancing with the Stars, Cosmopolitan magazine, Hooters, most advertising), gluttony (all-you-can-eat buffets, drive-throughs, HFCS), acedia (golf, couches, the Packers, computer gaming). (Coincidence? I think not.) — Foust on Faust

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