October 11, 2009

Shorter Bill O'Reilly*

No scientist can explain everything to my personal satisfaction, therefore is the entire New Testament proven to be literally true.

* Mr. O'Reilly is a popular teevee host and philosopher of cosmology.

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1 comment:

Display Name said...

I can guess which clip you're referring to. You forgot the fascist part.

Every radio man knows it's far better to pull an explanation out of the back of your pants than it is to say you don't know. Heaven forbid, that could lead to dead air or stilled conversation, which might lead to actual contemplative thought.