April 27, 2009

Dad29 on the briefs

Dyspeptic Über-Catholic liturgist and celebrated internets logician Dad29 of Brookfield, WI has helpfully identified the dispositive legal issues presented in Americans United's motion for a preliminary injunction against Elmbrook Church:
Elmbrook is using a facility which accommodates all the requisite parking needs for the event(s) [and] is air-conditioned and has comfortable seating.
Seriously.

That's so one might enjoy a little A/C and a bit of stuffed cushion prior to his or her eternal separation from God and consignment among the other "damned, demons, and souls filled with hate."

In fact, supplicants gain access to the said parking lot via streets named "Agape" and "Barnabas" and if they had had mechanical refrigeration in the Bible, the authors of the Book of Revelation never would have been tripping on Claviceps purpurea.

1 comment:

John Foust said...

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms.

Cardinal Fang! Fetch... THE COMFY CHAIR!