February 1, 2009

Olympic champ inks endorsement deal

With RooR Bongs.

Seriously, cut the kid some slack already. He won seven gold medals, for crying out loud. He's entitled to a couple of hits at the bong.

After all, they're his lungs, as John Stuart Mill might say.

1 comment:

Tom said...

Heh. Not surprised that the incident occurred at that fine institute of academic excellence USC*.

*That would be the University of South Carolina.