April 28, 2011

Proving Obama BC a forgery probably not possible

Because the government has had two-and-a-half years to work on it.

Okay these people are just flat out insane.

7 comments:

John Foust said...

Eventually they will learn more about JPEG distortion, image processing, and automated OCR techniques, which can lead to even deeper conspiracies.

illusory tenant said...

The little brat didn't know the scanner created the layers.

gnarlytrombone said...

I'd put the damn certificate in a modified tractor trailer along with civil rights memorabilia and tour Redneckistan. Fifteen bucks a pop.

illusory tenant said...

I'd put the damn certificate in a modified tractor trailer ...

Trust Your Gut.

Heraldblog said...

The BC lists Obama's father's race as "African", which raises birther eyebrows. But if the forgery has been 30 months in the making, why would it include such an obvious tell? You might was well print the damn thing on a laser printer in Comic Sans.

Birther trivia: Obama was born at 7 pm on Aug. 4, 1961, but the BC wasn't certified until Aug. 8, four days later - enough time to fly the family in from Kenya.

Inconvenient birther trivia: Obama was born on a Friday night,*, and the state offices were closed for the weekend.

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*ht: Perpetual calendar

illusory tenant said...

Nice one. I did not know that.

Mike said...

It would be hilarious if you could start buying copies of Obama's birth certificate at the closest gift shop to the White House.