Stanley wasn't done.
The scientists were reported to be testing the efficacy of Bisphenol A as a flame retardant additive to Patrick McIlheran's underpants.
You can only get away with being a hack for so long.
And in comments, a daring corporate apologetic. Follow the logic:
The only people who care to know the truth are connected to the industries. They have an actual financial interest in the product and therefore will care about the results.:headdesk: