This space has been pounding that drum for weeks, brother. And you know who's been enabling those pathetic fallacies more than anyone? Responsible corporate citizen Journal Communications, Inc., is who.
If JRN published a corrective in the meantime, I'd sure like to see it.
I couldn't even locate any "in-house heavy lifting" at the MJS.
eta: However, the MJS is webhosting an open cistern on the matter.