May 8, 2009

Neither does Jesus

Listen to "Christian rock."
And who could blame Him.

Christian ska, on the other hand ...
Or: Christian death metal (feat. Cookie Monster).*

* Wafer Monster, that is, in keeping with the genre.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, I dunno. Kitsch can be quite wonderful... with a few tweaks.

Anonymous said...

The proponentsists take it to a new level...

Ordinary Jill said...

I'm afraid both of those tracks also sucked. I heard Bob Marley's "One Love" on a mainstream radio station today and remembered that it also has a Christian (or perhaps Rastafarian) theme. So, I now have three songs for my hypothetical "only music that doesn't suck" christian rock station.

illusory tenant said...

This is good too.

(Click on "Jukebox" and listen to the whole album.)