October 15, 2008

Bible warns of Obama

"He’s neither-nor," said Ricky Thompson, a pipe fitter who works at a factory north of Mobile, while standing in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart store just north of here. "He's other. It's in the Bible. Come as one. Don't create other breeds."
"It's in the Bible." Good answer. I hate to break it to these poor souls, but there's no such thing as white "racial heritage." Even Ricky Thompson comes from the Olduvai Gorge, which is in Africa.


Anonymous said...

Apparantly he doesn't know that Moses was married to a black woman.

Other Side said...

... or that Jesus was an alien.