Dad's first reaction is to make sure there's no puke on his shoes. His next is to get back to the interview after that annoying interruption.
Let the missus mop it up: "I'm so glad my wife was born in Japan."
So remind me, once again, who it is exactly that is "undermining the 'conjugal model' of marriage":
[The people of Wisconsin] intended to prohibit the creation of a marital-like status for relationships that, while similar in some ways, differ from marriage in ways that will, over time, alter key cultural and legal components of marriage stemming from the unique nature of opposite-sex relationships and, therefore, undermine the "conjugal model" of marriage.Petition to Take Jurisdiction of Original Action at 21, Appling v. Doyle, No. 2009AP001860* (Wis. July 23, 2009).
Oh, right, it's those darn gays.
* Why is lead counsel's address still listed as Marquette University Law School? That should have been corrected a long time ago.