July 6, 2009

King of GOP: This Is It

At least one Republican Congressman, Peter King, is disappointed at failing to secure a ticket to Michael Jackson's memorial service.*

The low-life pervert was a child molester and a pedophile.

Apparently acquittals count for nothing to this lawmaker.

* Isn't it unusual to keep a corpse above ground for nearly two weeks?

3 comments:

CJ said...

"Isn't it unusual to keep a corpse above ground for nearly two weeks?"

....it's the hyperbaric chamber......

Thomas Joseph said...

LOL. With all the chemicals MJ no doubt pumped into his system, and all the "original parts" that were removed, I wonder if he'll turn out to be incorruptible.

St. Michael Jackson, Patron of ... *nah, I can't continue with this joke*

illusory tenant said...

"The question of where the pop superstar will be buried still remains." — USA Today

Seriously, the last corpse that resisted burial this long was Lenin's.