December 13, 2008

Ottawa man coldcocked

During a brouhaha at the couple's residence, an ice bucket hit the ground and Mrs. Anka picked up a piece of ice and threw a fast ball, hitting Paul in the noggin. Mr. Anka went to the hospital and got two staples put in his head.
Via the always edifying

Smells Like Teen Spirit

From Paul Anka — Rock Swings

(A pretty good record actually, in spite of the high-quotient kitsch. Thanks once again to the great Matt Liban for alerting me to it.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What?! Who cuckolded Paul Anka?