March 2, 2010

Joe the Plumber, McIlheran share highest awards

AFP will honor SE Wisconsin's Edward R. Murrow of hyperlinking

To the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's political calumnist and perennial laughingstock Patrick McIlheran, goes a Teabag Pulitzer.

Sadly, Mr. McIlheran was passed over for the Nobel Prize in Dendrochronology. McIlheran is to receive his distinguished award from a fellow constitutional scholar, Wisconsin State lawmaker Leah Vukmir, who famously pronounced United States Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor even dimmer than David Souter.*

Patrick McIlheran, a.k.a. "Mr. Science," is the gold standard bearer for the conservative Republican intelligentsia in Milwaukee.

Earlier: Plumber don't owe John McCain sheeit.

* If this is dim, then I don't want to be smart.

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