Radio moralist L. Schlessinger retires
Her First Amendment rights dashed
Just wants to ch*llax with her n*ggaz
According to one of her professors, she spent most of her doctoral training time "pulling fat pads off rat testicles."Now that's the Dr. Laura I shall remember.
Tell Laura I love her — Salon 10/23/99
* Apologies to E.J. Thribb (17½).