August 28, 2010

DC transit whisks anti-federalists to demagoguery

Notes James Rowen.

Sources said Glenn Beck's top American history adviser David Barton failed to alert Beck to the date or location's significance because he couldn't find either in his Lubbock County middle school text book. The Fox News celebrity eventually came up with "divine providence" to explain the amazing coincidence after consulting personally with the Creator and Lord of the Universe, Beck told his disciples.

However, the Creator and Lord of the Universe disputed Beck's account, saying, "I'll tell you one thing, he did get the title of his book, Arguing With Idiots, from Me. That pretty much sums up every conversation I've ever had with him and his David Barton fraud."

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