September 17, 2008

Fiorina gets a golden muzzle

Top John McCain economic adviser Carly Fiorina was banished to the penalty box yesterday after insisting to reporters that neither her boy nor his small town protégé is fit to run a corporation even a fraction of the size of the federal executive department.

Meanwhile, both McCain and running soulmate Sarah Palin blamed Monday's 500 point drop in the Dow Jones Industrial Average on Fiorina, who three years ago received $45 million and the contents of her desk drawers in a cardboard box to get her to stop showing up for work at Hewlett-Packard.

Earlier, Ms. Fiorina had been offended by two comediennes impersonating two female politicians, saying it was "sexist."

2 comments:

gnarlytrombone said...

Another top campaign adviser was far less diplomatic.

"Carly will now disappear," this source said.


Gives new meaning to the term "shadow cabinet."

Zach W. said...

And to think...Fiorina was allegedly on McCain's short list. My, what a VP candidate she would have been...