July 14, 2009

Shorter Sonia Sotomayor

"Screw it, there's no point in trying to engage this Alabamian pinhead in a philosophical discussion of the unique and transitory nature of human experience versus elusive notions of so-called 'objectivity,' therefore I'll just admit I misspoke and hopefully he'll get over it."

Disclaimer: The term "pinhead" appears herein via the unsolicited courtesy of Mr. Will-I-Am O'Reilly's Faux-dichotomous teevee featurette, "Pinheads & Patriots."
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Anonymous said...

Indeed. It would have been nice to see her actually explain the view and defend it. It would also mean perpetuating the desperately inane screeching about it.


Clutch said...

Damn. Misfire on signing my comment.