August 19, 2010

And Dick Morris is Ron Johnson's political mentor

The Fox News favorite is convulsed in paranoid hysterics:
"So this is really a juridical center that is being established to study and promote and train and recruit Shariah law advocates which will become terrorists. ... We're establishing literally a command center for terrorism right at the 9/11 site."
That's Ron Johnson's BFF speaking.

Also, Sharia law dictates all women shall keep their toes covered.

Ron Johnson calls Wisconsin workers "losers"

John Nichols reports from Ron Johnson's harsh Randian universe.

And the buggy whip business moved to Nebraska.

Earlier: Ron Johnson manages to offend everybody.

"Ron Johnson calls Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged his 'foundational book.'"

August 18, 2010

61 million Americans think president is a Muslim

Serious political danger for the White House, it says here.
Among those who say Obama is a Muslim, 60 percent [37 million] say they learned about his religion from the media, suggesting that their opinions are fueled by misinformation.
Well, that's not a very nice thing to say about the media, is it.
Independents, too, are now more apt to see the president as a Muslim: Among independents, 18 percent say he is a Muslim, up eight percentage points [since March, 2009].
Nearly double. There's a spot of tarnish on the noble "independents."
25 percent [77 million] say most Muslims in the United States are not patriotic Americans.
Nice. And the strongest representative demographic within the poll:
More than a third of conservative Republicans now say Obama is a Muslim.
What's really sad is, that's not at all surprising.

And it serves their purposes and goals to keep saying it for the above reasons: the "media" insist on wallowing in these unseemly, fabricated controversies and even the "independent voters" are catching the wave. Most heartening for conservative Republicans is the insidious anti-American attachment to "most Muslims."

Of course that accusatory tastelessness has long been a feature of even "mainstream" conservative commentary having to do with Barack Obama but the anti-American Muslim combo is extra special.

I can't say I would ever have expected any White House to be in "serious political danger" for coming to the defense of the Religion Clauses of the First* Amendment. But like he said, this is America.

* It even comes before the Second.

Scott Walker's twits again

And another thing ...
[There is a] long-standing belief by many in the black community that some opposition to high speed rail in Wisconsin is tied to the fear of a transportation system that would allow blacks and other minorities to travel the state more easily ... — the Journal-Sentinel's Eugene Kane
Assuming there is such a belief in the black community, and assuming further that that belief is grounded in discoverable facts, I think Eugene Kane is giving Scott Walker's caucasian posse waaay too much credit if he's expecting them to have been aware of it or them.

So. Farewell then, Dr. Laura*

Item:
Radio moralist L. Schlessinger retires
Her First Amendment rights dashed
Just wants to ch*llax with her n*ggaz
According to one of her professors, she spent most of her doctoral training time "pulling fat pads off rat testicles."
Now that's the Dr. Laura I shall remember.

Tell Laura I love herSalon 10/23/99

* Apologies to E.J. Thribb (17½).

iPhone sends irresponsible messages: iPhone user

File under Hip-o-critical Musings:
I still got a flip phone! I'm gonna have my flip phone until my contract expires! We need fiscal conservatism in Wisconsin!
Sara N. Dipity via capper.

Anyway I thought the Tea Republican crowd was lobbying for not just flip phone fiscal conservatism, but rather two-tin-cans-connected-by-a-length-of-string fiscal conservatism.

August 17, 2010

WISGOP de-authorizes Ron Johnson gaffe-fest

When a WisOpinion reporter asked Ron Johnson if he would drill for oil in the Great Lakes, Ron Johnson replied, Yeah, we've got to get the oil where it is. Later, Ron Johnson claimed he hadn't heard the question. When a Tea Party group requested Ron Johnson's views on the Second Amendment, Ron Johnson said he would like to license firearms exactly like they do with cars and stuff. Later, Ron Johnson claimed he'd merely chosen the incorrect terms to describe his support for concealed carry.*

And only hours after Ron Johnson told the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel that global warming is most likely caused just by floating sun spots and that centuries of continually increasing burning of the Earth's carbon helped the trees to grow, he hired a new press secretary.**

Now, as Xoff notes, the WISGOP has found an easier way out.

* So unconscionably depraved a non sequitur that it nullifies any points Ron Johnson had accrued for uttering what is easily the best line of the campaign, 'Atlas Shrugged is not long enough.'

** Communications directors, as they are known in hifalutin circles.

Those dastardly sun spots! *shakes fist*

At least he is right about one thing; there were not tons of cars* on the roads back during the Middle Ages. Only a few.
Ron Johnson explains what the True Menace is.

* How in the world did the trees grow, then?

Walker's inner Cornelius breaking now at the J-S

The video was a clip of African-American dancers singing, "C'mon, Get on the Train," from the old "Soul Train" television series.
No it wasn't, it was a WHPR 88.1 FM joint. It was simply more effectively communicative to call it "Soul Train-style" and ensure pop culture* recognition. And the tune is C'mon N' Ride It (The Train), which isn't really talking about choo choo trains at all, truth be told.

It shouldn't be hard for newspaper reporters to fact-check on the local yokel blogs posted 24 hours before they write their stories.

It's as if this reporter never watched the video at the heart of this "controversy." Or else he might have noticed a distinct lack of Don Cornelius. And the story is not so much the complaint as the Scott Walker communications director's credulity-elasticizing response.

One more thing: dancers dance. That was Quad City DJs singing.

* Or pop Kulturkampf, as it were.

Wisconsin's nuttiest candidate

Ideally, candidates [the object example in this instance being Willie Soon pupil Ron Johnson] who are too bizarre to speak to the media probably shouldn't be running.* But once the damage is done, a campaign has to realize it's political suicide to let its candidate speak freely and make a fool of himself.
* I respectfully dissent. The nuttier the better.

Sunspots claim Ron Johnson press secretary

Item: Sara Sendek previously served as press secretary for U.S. Rep. Pete Hoekstra (R-Mich.) on his gubernatorial campaign. — JSOnline
3:59 PM Aug 3rd via Twitter for Blackberry®
3 hours until polls close! Looking positive for @petehoekstra
Sara Sendek must have been following the Rasmussen Reports, as Pete Hoekstra lost by ten percentage points in the MI GOP primary.

Of course scientifically it could have been just the aurora borealis that raised the ambient temperature of 381,327 Rick Snyder voters.

Ron Johnson's going to need an optimist, that's for sure.

Ron Johnson: Auto exhaust helps the trees grow

The candidate/BP shareholder tries his hand at the maths:
Excess carbon dioxide in the atmosphere "gets sucked down by trees and helps the trees grow," said Republican/Fox News candidate for United States Senate Ron Johnson.
That's a fascinating hypothesis.

Only two problems: Excess carbon dioxide, and trees.
Carbon dioxide concentrations in the atmosphere increased from approximately 280 parts per million in pre-industrial times to 382 ppm in 2006 according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's Earth Systems Research Laboratory, a 36 percent increase. Almost all of the increase is due to human activities. The current rate of increase in CO2 concentrations is about 1.9 ppmv/year. Present CO2 concentrations are higher than any time in at least the last 650,000 years.
Versus:
Global deforestation sharply accelerated around 1852. It has been estimated that about half of the Earth's mature tropical forests — between 7.5 million and 8 million km2 of the original 15 million to 16 million km2 that until 1947 covered the planet — have now been cleared. Some scientists have predicted that unless significant measures are taken on a worldwide basis, by 2030 there will only be ten percent remaining, with another ten percent in a degraded condition. 80% will have been lost, and with them hundreds of thousands of irreplaceable species.
So let's see here. You got increasing carbon dioxide emissions contemporaneous with decreasing global forestation, therefore excess carbon dioxide emissions make the trees grow. And Ron Johnson has said his greatest strength is in accounting functions.
Ron Johnson described believers [sic] in manmade causes of climate change as "crazy" and the theory as "lunacy."
Insofar as the Earth's moon governs the tides, I suppose it is lunacy.

But simply mentioning some individual component of photosynthesis does not whatsoever address excess (manmade) carbon emissions.

Sunspots are behind climate change, Ron Johnson says

(That story will be a comedy goldmine for months to come.)

Cynical, stupid Republicans

Journal-Sentinel editorializer David Haynes is having a bad day:
Pandering for votes may help embattled Republicans, such as Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina this year ...
I'm not sure how "embattled" Lindsey Graham is, but he probably won't be embattling anybody until nearer to the end of his term, which expires on January 3, 2015.

Besides, those Senate Republicans only want to "hold hearings" on the 14th Amendment.* What harm would those be? In fact, they'd be educational for the public (depending on who testifies, of course).

Congress shouldn't be discouraged from holding hearings conducive to the general civic enlightenment (as futile as such efforts may be).

* By the way, did you know that Sarah Palin had an anchor baby?
Palin said she wanted him born in Alaska ...ADN
All persons born ... in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of ... the State wherein they reside.

The Citizenship Clause confers State citizenship as well as national.

Clinton judges block all the gay marrying

Oral argument week of 12/06/10
In addition to any issues appellants [the Prop. 8 proponents] wish to raise on appeal, appellants are directed to include in their opening brief [due 09/17/10] a discussion of why this appeal should not be dismissed for lack of Article III standing.
IT IS SOOO ORDERED (.pdf; 2 pgs).

Time for another Jeff Wagner rant?

August 16, 2010

Ron Johnson's judicial heliology

[Ron Johnson] said he preferred justices who would strictly follow the Constitution in their rulings.
How would he know whether they were or not? Ron Johnson has admitted himself that he's barely even read the damn thing:
I will say, y'know, prior to doing this,* I've sat down and read the Constitution probably, thoroughly, three ... probably about five or six times. It is not an easy document to read. It is not, unless you study it in detail, it's hard to study. — Ron Johnson
Better:
[Ron Johnson] said he would have voted against both of President Obama's Supreme Court appointees, Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan, as well as both appointees of President Clinton — Stephen Breyer and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
I would like to hear why, in detail. Did the J-S think of asking? Is it not significant that the imaginary Senator Ron Johnson would have attempted to block four of the last six Supreme Court appointees?

No other Senator has done that, but only because Jesse Helms didn't live long enough. So here we have this Ron Johnson receiving the torch from Jesse Helms; by God, it's the North Carolina of the North.

Did the J-S ask Johnson about Harriet Miers? Does Johnson think she's a "strict constructionist"? What about Justice Scalia, are his constructions to the appropriate degree strict (a highly effective b.s.-detector question)? If they asked, they didn't print the answers.

Sunspots are behind climate change, Ron Johnson says

How can people actually read this stuff and not laugh out loud. Or else how can they write it with a straight face.
Senate candidate Ron Johnson maturing quickly
Wisconsin State Journal, 08/01/10
* Answering Dick Morris's plea for a "rich guy from Wisconsin."

Scott Walker's favorite HotAir commenter

@ScottKWalker #believeinjillbader
Hey, remember when two of Scott Walker's top communications directors giddily repurposed some indigenous Miami Bass-style R&B boogying-on-down as Obama's response to critics of a proposed rail link in Wisconsin? "Ha!" they tweeted, and retweeted they, "Ha!"

Republican gubernatorial candidate Scott Walker's communications directors, Michael Brickman and Jill Bader, derived their jollies from ted c, a commenter at the low-rent conservative blog, HotAir.com, of which the Walker gang is undoubtedly assiduous disciples. Stephanie Findley of the WisDems' Black Caucus caught out the Walker endorsement and her objection was reproduced by Time magazine.

Then Jill Bader claimed she'd retweeted a link to the funkay YouTube video clip only by accident. What she really thought she was linking to was the HotAir blog post, and not ted c's comment directly, and oh no, certainly not the YouTube link embedded in ted c's comment.

Even though what she was presented with, by Brickman, was a Twitter post that read (it's since been disappeared):
Ha! @hotair blog commenter: Pres. Obama's response to @ScottKWalker's www.NoTrain.com: http://youtu.be/A_Zi-YSW3aQ #railfail #believeinwi
So Jill Bader, the communications director for the leading Republican candidate for Wisconsin governor (that's Scott Walker's hashmarked official slogan, "believeinwi") actually expects you to believe that she doesn't know the difference between a blog post and a comment to a blog post. That alone strains credulity. As anyone who has spent more than five minutes on the internets clearly understands, the disparity in intellectual quality between blog post writing and blog commenting often, uh, varies widely. We all know the difference.

Then Jill Bader further expects you to believe she thought that a URL containing the hypertext protocol http://youtu.be/ was in fact a link to a blog post at http://hotair. I don't know which you're supposed to swallow: either of those ridiculous expectations, or the fact that she's the communications director for an actual gubernatorial candidate.

Finally Jill Bader — the professional communications director — expects you to believe she's basically just reposting links to various internets locations without checking what those links lead to. And as for "Ha!" and "Ha!" again, there's nothing particularly funny about the HotAir blog post Bader claims she thought she was linking to.

Quite plainly, Jill Bader's ramshackle apologetics are preposterous.

Interestingly, ted c had written "the administration" in his comment but Walker's man Michael Brickman decided for some reason to change that to the more personally specific, "Obama."

Then a little further down the HotAir comments thread, ted c resurfaces to shout "NICE!!!!" at another contributor's providing a link to a photo of First Lady Michelle Obama's posterior, which the photo's host tells us makes him want to throw up.

And there, again, much hilarity ensues.

It's useful to know what manner of drek the Walker campaign's top communications directors are frying their brains with every morning.

Now, were the Walker staffers being "racialist"? Give them the benefit of the doubt and say, No. But are Jill Bader's squirming rationalizations utterly impossible to believe? Unquestionably, Yes.

eta: "@jillbader Sorry. I saw the Soul Train tweet and I don't believe it was a mistake. Not for a second." — Eugene Kane

Seriously. Who would. Scott Walker maybe?

Scott Walker aide can't read a YouTube link

Republican candidate for governor Scott Walker's communications director, to be precise, doesn't recognize a YouTube link.

She says she thought "http://youtu.be/A_Zi-YSW3aQ" was a link to a blog post at HotAir.com. Sorry, but nobody seriously believes that.*

Least of all coming from the communications director for a Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate. She knows the internets is a series of tubes.

Communications director Jill Bader and "working in communications for @scottkwalker" Michael Brickman have since deleted their "tweets" but naturally they both live on in screen captures.

Someone told me today that a local reporter didn't find Scott Walker's campaign staffers' Soul Train shenanigans newsworthy. But the staffers themselves must have found them newsworthy, otherwise they wouldn't have tried to (unsuccessfully) cover their tracks.

* IOW, B.S.

eta: Evidently TIME's Mark Halperin found it newsworthy.

Moar.

Erick Erickson's First Amendment Funnies

Christian Nation self-awareness update:
9:40 AM August 14 via web
Paging the Church of Satan: Our founding principles demand Barack Obama support your rights to human sacrifice. Carry on.

9:44 AM August 14 via web
Paging Islamofascists: Our founding principles demand Barack Obama support Jihad.

12:04 PM August 15 via web
began the daunting task of teaching Romans 9 in Sunday School this morning.
Erick Erickson is a leading conservative religious intellectual.

Wisconsin Meat Industry Hall of Fame

Who'd have even known there was such a thing but apparently Republican/Fox News candidate for Senate Ron Johnson's a shoo-in.

Scott Walker channels his inner Don Cornelius

Ha!, they said.

That two of Republican candidate for governor Scott Walker's top campaign workers offered via Twitter a Soul Train-style video clip purported to be President Obama's response to critics of high-speed rail in Wisconsin was probably not the sharpest move politically.

But that's GOP humor for you.*

* Somebody ought to let them know the Quad City DJs weren't literally inviting Michelle, Tamika, and Tanya to ride a train to Madison, WI.

August 13, 2010

His Honor, [former] Judge Louie Gohmert

"But you have no actual evidence."

By now everyone has seen Anderson Cooper's "interview" on CNN with Rep. Louie Gohmert, an actual elected Texas Republican (State "lawmaker" Debbie Riddle, who appeared previously on the topic, is at least equal to Louie Gohmert by measure of raw moronitude).

Yet even more outrageous than Gohmert's "terror babies" is his claim of being a former judge. Gohmert goes on to complain that he isn't in court. He's just on teevee. But Anderson Cooper isn't asking Gohmert to prove anything, much less beyond a reasonable doubt or according to any other burden of production. He's simply asking Gohmert to proffer one piece of evidence to support his ridiculous assertion.

If anybody might be familiar with the distinction between proof and evidence, it should be a former judge. But Gohmert has nothing. For chroniclers of small mercies, it's notable that he's a "former" judge.

And now on the verge of a nervous breakdown, on live cable teevee.

These are the people — Republicans like Riddle and Gohmert* — to whom many Americans reportedly wish to hand control of the United States House of Representatives: Irrational, gibbering simians.

* Gohmert is on the House Judiciary Committee, if you can believe it.

Frightening, literally.

August 11, 2010

Potential rival in the general erection

MKE teachers: Dial down the litigation testosterone, sez Mayor
The school board says [erectile dysfunction drugs] are used primarily for recreational sex, not out of medical necessity.
They have to argue that but as we learn from the abortion cases,* it's hard to inscribe a line between the physio- and the psycho-logical.

* And pretty much everywhere else.

GOP officially acknowledges cultural debt to Islam

"Save us, Newt," from a swimming pool in Manhattan.

Weren't Wisconsin Republicans

Recently complaining about a $500-per-plate dinner at Milwaukee's Pfister Hotel for Democrats Russ Feingold and Joltin' Joe Biden?

Republicans here charge twenty-five grand for lunch.

It ain't easy to make a thousand — or even 500 — bucks seem like walking around money to most people these days. But I guess if anybody could do it, it would be the Republican Party of America.

Previous soirées gastronomique on behalf of Republican career politician Scott Walker featured defender-of-as-many-traditional-marriages-plus-affairs-as-you're-entitled-to Newt Gingrich. So the traditional family values, "social conservatives" are covered also.

Related: Scratch scratch golfer Boehner.

Thanks, conservative Republicans!

For taking credit where there is none to be had:
Mark Block, State director for Americans for Prosperity, said his group's filing forced the board to back down more quickly in the case it agreed to settle Tuesday.
Makes sense. That explains why One Wisconsin Now, and not Americans For Prosperity, is party to the proposed settlement.*

And here's our old pal Jim Bopp:
The proposed settlement "indicates that (the GAB) feels they are really concerned that the rule was unconstitutional, or they would be mounting a vigorous defense," Bopp said.
I doubt that. More likely, OWN demonstrated successfully that the rule would apply to some speakers that the rule wasn't necessarily formulated to reach. That doesn't make the rule unconstitutional, it only makes its application in certain situations unconstitutional.

The rule itself may still survive — and perhaps even many of its applications. (Atty. Bopp knows this, obviously. It's just that he's a bit less of a constitutional lawyer than he is a professional Republican rabble-rouser.)

Mr. Bopp is perhaps best known in Wisconsin for his representation of State judge Michael Gableman. The Wisconsin Judicial Commission filed an ethics complaint against the judge in 2008, which Gableman and Bopp fought unsuccessfully to have dismissed.

* An Obama appointee is expected to confer his blessing today. Conservatives can (and probably will) take credit for this as well. It goes as follows: 'See, if we hadn't arbitrarily and capriciously obstructed Obama's nomination of Louis Butler, he'd have got this case and shut us all up and confiscated our firearms in the process.'

August 10, 2010

McIlheran wanders off the reserve

J-S All Politics Blog:
"Despite his misleading rhetoric, the truth is that Russ Feingold’s 18-year anti-gun record in Washington has earned him failing grades from Second Amendment organizations," said a spokesman for the GOP group, Chris Bond.
Patrick McIlheran:
Feingold also curries at least the neutrality of voters for whom the Second Amendment is a top issue, earning good ratings from the NRA — an important metric in a State bristling with deer rifles.
They can't both be right, but they're both about as trustworthy.

Sensenbrenner: Politics is not Rockette science

'ALL 4 MEN in the office had on blue shirts, khaki pants, and ties.'

Somewhere in "greater Madison," T. Wall is reveling in vindication.

h/t capper.

Prof. Rick's top secret briefs

Our good friend John Foust has been trying to read law professor Rick Esenberg's "Americans For Prosperity" legal memorandum, but he doesn't know Esenberg's official Marquette.edu e-mail password.

In fairness, Prof. Rick's careless haste is understandable. These are hectic times for all three of the local elite conservative intelligentsia.

Either way, McIlheran is "equally troubling"

[The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's Patrick] McIlheran made sure to refer people to this study, but apparently never bothered to check its date. Nor did he bother to check the J-S clips on this subject. (They’re computerized, Patrick; it wouldn’t have taken more than a couple minutes to do the check.) Is this just sheer laziness or did McIlheran want to spread misinformation? Either explanation is equally troubling.
If we hadn't seen Patrick McIlheran's standard operating procedure implemented so many times, we might even be surprised. McIlheran has been degrading the paper's reputation and credibility for years.

Although, the word I would choose instead of "troubling" is "risible."

"Troubling" is of course from Murphy's perspective the appropriate description in an ethics-of-journalism sense, but Patrick McIlheran has by his antics long since renounced any obligation to those.

Ron Johnson got busted pretty hard

By The Chief.



Above: A scene from the Ron Johnson Players' contemporary restaging of the classic Grapes Of Wrath: Straight Outta Mequon. Charlie Joad puts the bicycle in storage after Liz Woodhouse tells him little Bubba Dick Morris won't be able to ride it for seven years while Cousin Erick E. Joad laments, 'The Senate is not an entry-level job.'

eta: Meet the Sykes-Acklands.

August 9, 2010

Wisconsin Tea candidate wants feds out of his life

Invisible hand of market revealed to be Obama's
The firm had a line of credit based on a federal Small Business Administration loan, and Tea-Republican candidate for U.S. Senate Dave Westlake's salary came from this line of credit.
Plaintiff in civil suit maintains he is a gruntled former colleague

Don't take my word for it

Take the word of this prominent conservative Republican:
THEODORE B. OLSON: Since 1888 the United States Supreme Court has 14 times decided and articulated that the right to marriage is a fundamental right. We're not talking about a new right here, we're talking about whether a fundamental right — something that the Supreme Court has characterized as the most fundamental relationship we have in this country — can be deprived of certain individuals because of the color of their skin or because of their sexual orientation.
As I was saying. And to which needs to be added, "can be deprived of certain individuals because of their religion." I expect most folks would concur that that right cannot be deprived of certain individuals because of the color of their skin or because of their religion.

But sexual/gender orientation is as immutable as skin color,* whereas religion might be abandoned at the drop of a personal epiphany or hallucination. Religious views, much alike any other kind of personal opinion, are as mutable as they come. Ultimately, there is little — if any — empirical support for many religious beliefs at all.

Yet Americans agree that those views — however objectively baseless as they might be — are protected against discrimination when it comes to what U.S. courts have identified as fundamental rights.

If there isn't any rational purpose for denying a fundamental right on the basis of one's religious views, then there certainly can't be any for discriminating against inherent qualities one has no control over.

And even if sexual/gender orientation was as easily modified as religious beliefs,** we may not countenance one discrimination and not the other and still expect to conform with the U.S. Constitution.

"Only marriage between an Orthodox Jew and a Shia Muslim is valid or recognized in California." How long would that Proposition stand?

This is all over but the shouting and as local conservative blogger Jeremy R. Shown somewhat resignedly points out, it's instead time for the "traditional values" crowd to put their own houses in order.

And it's about time that they did. Nobody takes seriously moral lectures on this topic from someone in their third or fourth marriage.

* Go ahead. Make me gay.

** Tellingly, the unsupported notion that sexual/gender orientation might be rejiggered or switched out is itself a religious belief.

See, e.g., Ted Haggard.

August 8, 2010

Elizabeth M. Ackland finally revealed

Using the Charlie Sykes "LexusNexus"® search tool
Lamacoid prop person's real name is Liz Woodhouse

h/t capper.

Earlier: Why Elizabeth M. Ackland?

C. Sykes and P. McIlheran have a ridiculousness contest going.

Clarke for Milwaukee County Sheriff

Reportedly he gave a gripping campaign speech the other day.

Clarke accused the sergeant of "(expletive) me in my (expletive)"*
"The public loves me, and they hate public (employee) unions," Clarke supposedly said to Graber, according to the sergeant. "You just don't get it." He's right in part. Clarke is beloved by some segments of the community. Conservative talk-show hosts, for instance.
Haha.

* Clarke would appear to be courting the LGBT vote here.

Why do the gays hate the social science?

Not content with having their trial presentations demolished by Judge Vaughn Walker last week, defenders of California's Proposition 8 took to the airwaves this morning, and in the case of the Family Research Council's Tony Perkins, apparently craving public humiliation:
TONY PERKINS: One judge, and a district level judge,* and an openly homosexual judge at that ...

JOHN DICKERSON: You mention this claim that he's openly homosexual. I'm not sure if that's in fact the case, but whether he is or isn't, what bearing does that have on the case?

PERKINS: Well, that according to the San Francisco Chronicle,** that he is openly homosexual, one of two federal judges ... I do think it has a bearing on the case.
He knows you think it has A bearing. He asked you what bearing.
DICKERSON: You think it's made his ruling skewed?

PERKINS: Well, I mean, you look at, he ignored a lot of the social science ...
David Boies, who tried the case, is on the split screen, barely containing his laughter at this clown: Face The Nation (8:46).

Funny thing about these self-ordained judicial conservatives. One minute they're bellyaching about judges deferring to social science evidence, the next minute they're bellyaching about having it excluded. Highly principled, they are. Just ask them.

* That is, the federal judges who preside over trials.

** As far as I'm aware, this claim originated from a report noting that Judge Walker had once attended a local bar association function with a physician, who was described as a "companion." And this translates to "openly homosexual" for the "family values" creep Tony Perkins (enough social science to support Perkins's assertion, which was probably about the quality of the junk Judge Walker struck down).

David Boies good-naturedly reminds Tony Perkins of just how these argument things work, but Perkins isn't even paying attention, lost in his "openly homosexual" fantasies. Who knew that hopeless idiocy and projecting sexual paranoia were family values. (Anyone who's ever seen Tony Perkins and his ilk perform, that's who. Hello, Jesus? You got some seriously piss-poor representatives out there.)

Open democracy, Ron Johnson-style

'The Senate is not an entry-level job.' ― Erick Erickson
According to today's Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel:
Republican candidate for U.S. Senate Ron Johnson's most pointed comments were directed at Senator Russ Feingold, saying that when [Feingold] and other senators "come out and start demanding a U.S. pullout and that kind of thing in public, it just undermines what our troops are trying to do."

Said Johnson: "That's not saying if you have real grave concerns as a member of Congress you should not be talking to the administration. It's just extremely harmful to our nation when it's all done in public."
But a few days ago, according to WisPolitics.com, "GOP U.S. Senate candidate Ron Johnson [said] he wants to restore the tradition of Congress declaring war before the military is sent abroad."

So all those committee and subcommittee hearings, to which members of the public are invited to testify and inform Congress, and all those floor debates and votes, they should be held in private?

Just between Ron Johnson and Barack Obama, or maybe just Ron Johnson and one of Obama's underlings? An Obama "czar" or two?

Free and open and public debate in and out of Congress is "extremely harmful to our nation," according to Johnson. That's good to know.
Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require secrecy ... [art. I, sec. 5, cl. 3.]
It sounds as if Ron Johnson wants to turn an exception into a rule. Then again, Ron Johnson did say he found the U.S. Constitution "difficult" to read, after the three or four times he attempted it.

August 7, 2010

Good thing they banned the Viagra jokes huh

Whew!
That's what I HATE about the leftist though!!!!! They can chose to live, or die, as they chose; but, when they force their ideology and worship of their own minds and the environment; or, their "PERVERSIONS" like the sicko gays do; then it not only pisses me off; but, makes me HATE them all personally!!!
Rdog1
Come to think of it that's more of a candidate for Zoloft, or Paxil.

Why Elizabeth M. Ackland?

Because two words: Michelle Malkin.

All props (pun intended) to Mike Mathias.

Local radio jackanapes Charlie Sykes* has reportedly also spent the last three days trying to get past the busy signal at 411-273-0880.

But for a good laugh, call:
Sykes's tragicomic protégé Scott Walker in thespian denial affair
h/t Cody O.

* And it's LexisNexis, not "Lexus-Nexus." I heard Chas. Sykes was a magazine editor once upon a time, but he can barely edit a blog post.

Nominated vs. appointed

Those are not interchangeable terms. While it may be politically* significant that Federal District Judge Vaughn Walker was originally nominated by President Reagan in 1987 and that the nomination was stalled by liberals reportedly concerned about Atty. Walker's alleged anti-gay stances, the judge was appointed by George H.W. Bush.

Appointment requires the advice and consent of the Senate. Not including his Supreme Court choices, Obama currently has 48 Article III judiciary nominations floundering in Congress, nearly three-fifths of his total nominees.** Whether this says more about the nominees' qualifications, or Obama's expectations of them, or the gratuitous obstructionism of Senate Republicans is open to some debate.

(You may safely count your humble correspondent as in alignment with the advocates for the latter suggested set of propositions.)

Reagan also nominated Douglas Ginsburg, but that's as far as it got. (Too bad that Justice Ginsburg never got to write Gonzales v. Raich.)

Finally, it's of little avail for the latest generation of liberals to now remind The Base*** of Judge Walker's conservative Republican bona fides. For one thing, judges evolve as judges and for another, those reminders are summarily dismissed with a wave of the "RINO" hand.

* As well as ironically.
** Source.
*** Noun form, but I guess in some cases the adjective too.

But Atlas Shrugged is my "foundational blog"

This man is clearly very disturbed. (The links are even better.)

MPS teachers shielded from whimsical ribaldries

Outrage persists for more than three hours
Union thugs goosestep across internet trolls' free speech
Reader comments disabled. What a bunch of spoilsports.*

* Actually it's a good thing the "hubbub" over online readers' comments has brought forth a bit of ombudsmanship when here and elsewhere newspaper ombudspersons are disappearing in droves.

eta:
No Viagra jokes, but feel free to vent your unhinged death wishes.

Three thumbs up!

Gingrich third marriage in irreparable harm mode

From the proponents of California's Proposition 8's motion to stay Judge Vaughn Walker's recent gay marriage judgment pending an appeal to the 9th Circuit. After purporting to somehow claim irreparable harm on behalf of "the state," the proponents implore:
Further, absent an immediate stay of any ruling invalidating Prop 8, same-sex couples would be permitted to marry in the counties of Alameda and Los Angeles (and possibly throughout California). Same-sex marriages would be licensed under a cloud of uncertainty, and should Proponents succeed on appeal, any such marriages would be invalid ab initio.*
Jeez, how patronizing is that. Gays: This is for your own good.

* Right from the get-go, as Catullus would say.

August 5, 2010

Patrick McIlheran: Natural born embarrassment

Dribbles the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's resident hack and award-winning constitutional technician Patrick McIlheran:
So the 14th Amendment — written long before anyone even thought about illegal immigrants [it was adopted in 1868] — is why illegal immigrants' kids born here are automatically citizens? Not so fast, says Ann Coulter. It’s of more recent vintage: "Out of the blue in 1982, Justice Brennan slipped a footnote into his 5-4 opinion in Plyler v. Doe, asserting that 'no plausible distinction with respect to Fourteenth Amendment "jurisdiction" can be drawn between resident aliens whose entry into the United States was lawful, and resident aliens whose entry was unlawful.' (Other than the part about one being lawful and the other not.)"
I understand it's nearly impossible to believe, but Ann Coulter is lying and Patrick McIlheran is playing her apparently witless dupe.

First of all, Plyer v. Doe had to do with a number of children who were born in Mexico, and not any children who were born in the United States. And it didn't directly address the 14th Amendment's Citizenship Clause: "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisidiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."

The "Does" of Plyler v. Doe were neither born nor naturalized in the U.S. So-called "anchor babies," on the other hand, are those born in the United States whose parents may be in the country unlawfully. Some fringe conservatives have recently begun asserting that the "anchor babies" are somehow excepted from citizenship because, it is claimed, they are not subject to the United States' jurisdiction.*

The Citizenship Clause question arose in Plyler, however, because Plyler — the superintendent of a Texas school district defending a State statute which denied enrollment to children who were "not legally admitted" to the U.S. — claimed that the unlawful residents — as opposed to any "persons born in the United States" — were not subject to the State of Texas's jurisdiction.

(How in the world could even a marginally sentient conservative get behind that one? Conservatives want unlawful residents subjected not only to jurisdiction, but to criminal jurisdiction. And now.)

The majority in Plyler dismissed that claim as follows:
In [Superintendent Plyler's] view, persons who have entered the United States illegally are not "within the jurisdiction" of a State even if they are present within a State's boundaries and subject to its laws. Neither our cases nor the logic of the Fourteenth Amendment support that constricting construction of the phrase "within its jurisdiction."[10]
To that passage is attached Footnote 10, which reads in its entirety:
10. Although we have not previously focused on the intended meaning of this phrase, we have had occasion to examine the first sentence of the Fourteenth Amendment, which provides that "[a]ll persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States. . . ." (Emphasis added.) Justice Gray, writing for the Court in United States v. Wong Kim Ark, 169 U.S. 649 (1898), detailed at some length the history of the Citizenship Clause, and the predominantly geographic sense in which the term "jurisdiction" was used. He further noted that it was
impossible to construe the words "subject to the jurisdiction thereof," in the opening sentence [of the Fourteenth Amendment], as less comprehensive than the words "within its jurisdiction," in the concluding sentence of the same section; or to hold that persons "within the jurisdiction" of one of the States of the Union are not "subject to the jurisdiction of the United States."
Justice Gray concluded that
[e]very citizen or subject of another country, while domiciled here, is within the allegiance and the protection, and consequently subject to the jurisdiction, of the United States.
As one early commentator noted, given the historical emphasis on geographic territoriality, bounded only, if at all, by principles of sovereignty and allegiance, no plausible distinction with respect to Fourteenth Amendment "jurisdiction" can be drawn between resident aliens whose entry into the United States was lawful, and resident aliens whose entry was unlawful. See C. Bouve, Exclusion and Expulsion of Aliens in the United States 425-427 (1912).
End of Footnote 10.

Thus was the Plyler majority citing United States v. Wong Kim Ark, the 1898 Supreme Court case first, and then adding what is for both practical and legal purposes little more than an afterthought the manner in which a scholarly commentator had differently phrased the same thing that the U.S Supreme Court had already stated nearly 15 years earlier. An icing on the footnote cake, and a typical practice.

That is, the Bouvé citation has no force of law, nor is any suggested or implied. Nor was the majority's reference to so-called "anchor babies" unprecedented: It rested entirely upon a then-84-year-old Supreme Court ruling. The Plyler majority wasn't blithely making it up, or even importing it from some obscure, inexpert tome.

Yet the award-winning Patrick McIlheran makes it appear as if the majority had attributed Wong Kim Ark's 1898 affirmation — that children born in the U.S. to parents of questionable immigration status are indeed citizens of the U.S. — to Clement L. BouvĂ© and that's how the Plyler Court just dreamed up "anchor babies" in 1982.

In short, a perfectly grotesque example of the sleaziest kind of intellectual dishonesty. Presumably Ann Coulter has learned to read case footnotes starting from the beginning and then proceeding to the end. Based on this supportable presumption — she reportedly obtained a law degree at some point — Ann Coulter is simply lying.

As for Patrick McIlheran, he is, as usual, a continuously churning conveyor of disingenuous partisan-hack bilge.

* How do you deport them, then, is what I'd like to know.

The appearance of badness

According to one Republican candidate's analysis, 3,800 of the 4,200 voter signatures gathered to put third-party candidate Jim Schneller — who once filed a lawsuit to force President Obama to present his birth certificate — on the ballot were collected by Democrats.
Why, those devious scamps.