Strict constructionists such as Scalia

Or, Young Earth Creationists such as Darwin
Questioner: What is strict constructionism?
Rick Perry: [Holds copy of Constitution upside down].

Maybe you could stand more than five minutes of Mike Huckabee's circus last night, but I couldn't. Caught that much though. That's enough. Sometimes just witnessing the complete debasement of what is advertised to be political dialogue is debasing even to the witness.

It's practically voyeurism in the clinical, fetishist sense.