July 3, 2009

Dateline July 3, 2014

President Palin to resign
Blames the media elites,
Persecution of Christians

Vice President Wurzelbacher
will be sworn in tomorrow
by Associate Justice Hannity
Word Salad, Baked Alaskan.


Clutch said...

Jesus. All those handlers later, and still nobody to proof-read her outbursts for basic grammaticality? You're writing for posterity: have someone look it over who understands the uses of the comma!

It will only become weirder, in retrospect, that 46% of Americans voted to put this lurching disaster of proud ignorance in the White House.

illusory tenant said...

Advancing in another direction.