July 19, 2008

Religion news

Saudi King Abdullah informs us that the "increase in terrorism" is "a consequence of people forgetting God."

He would know, because Saudi Arabia was home to 15 of the 19 militant atheists who hijacked airplanes on September 11, 2001.

In the meantime, "Muslims are going to kill us" if we don't convert, according to John McCain surrogate Bud "Swift Boat" Day.

Not all of them, mind you. Only the ones who've forgotten God.

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