Wild Bill Donohue of Catholic League fame is beside himself with Holy Rage after a Florida college student removed a biscuit from an Orlando church and "held it hostage" in a ziploc bag for a week.
A spokesperson for the local diocese compared Webster Cook's move to a "hate crime," but Wild Bill Donohue said it was "beyond hate speech" and indeed, he could barely imagine "anything more vile."
Apparently Wild Bill Donohue is serious. What's hard to imagine is anything more patently ridiculous than not being able to imagine anything more vile than removing a biscuit from a church.
Meanwhile, irreligious rabble rouser and blogger PZ Myers has requested of readers to "score [him] some consecrated communion wafers," which he promises to "treat with profound disrespect" and photograph the results for publication.
Myers is receiving death threats (again), and Wild Bill is trying to get him fired from the University of Minnesota. Over a biscuit.
I may send a little note to UM's president Robert Bruininks.
It's the yeast I could do.