September 13, 2008

Racing stripe on a turd

I was only half-joking over a rationalization intended to present Sarah Palin as the "sole occupier in the field of lipstick imagery and metaphor," but apparently a local Republican politician is dead serious about it.

"Right now we think Sarah owns the name of lipstick," said a State Senator from the posh Milwaukee North Shore suburb of River Hills who owns the names of Alberta and Darling.

Meanwhile The View's Joy Behar and Barbara Walters forced John McCain to finally admit that when he described "putting lipstick on a pig," he wasn't talking about Senator Hillary Clinton, he was only making reference to her health care proposals.

No double standard there, nope. Not at all.

"Senator Obama chooses his words very carefully, okay? He shouldn't have said it," McCain admonished The View's hosts.

Actually it's McCain and his sleazy campaign managers who choose Obama's words carefully, exercises in cherry picking, quote mining, and deliberate distortion that would make a creationist blush.

Here's a round-up of McCain's most recent lies and falsehoods.

The Straight Talkin' McCain followed up his visit to The View with one to teevee chef Rachael Ray, who his own defenders have accused of supporting Palestinian terrorists.

2 comments:

Tom said...

The Straight Talkin' McCain followed up his visit to The View with one to teevee chef Rachael Ray, who his own defenders have accused of supporting Palestinian terrorists.

Now who's not telling the truth? I wouldn't put Michelle Malkin in McCain's camp.

McCain snubbed her when he reached out to blogged back in May, and she hasn't been so nice to him in the past, going so far as to say that she might not vote for McCain over Clinton.

So ... is she really one of his defenders? I think not. But it makes for a nice sound byte, just like the rest of the disappointing snipping and spinning we see from both campaigns.

illusory tenant said...

You know what they say about the best defense being a good -- or, in MM's case, a hysterical -- offense.

I hadn't known about the McCain snub, however. Good for him.