We believe that Satan, the deceiver and father of lies, is appearing as an angel of light to those involved in yoga and is going about as a roaring lion seeking whom he may devour.*Therefore is exercise no substitute for exorcism, but hopefully our annual Wii bowling tournament is exempt from eternal damnation.
* The only exercise that author gets is jumping to conclusions.
Jesus tells us, "And when you pray, do not use vain repetitions as the heathen do."
ReplyDeleteHow likely do you rate it that LaMont and Audrey, when they pray, enter into their closet, and when they have shut the door, pray to their Father in secret?
Because I'd bet that they pray standing in the church, that they may be seen of men.
Oh, and 'pilates'. Ha!
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