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I heard Fox News's Greta Van Susteren and Charles Krauthammer were in a dither because a NASA official acknowledged the Arab world's foundational contributions to mathematics. Told you the president's a Muslim! Anyway this is a good thing because it will keep the wing-nuts busy scouring the Qur'an for physics equations.
Next thing you know, it'll be Moorish architecture and chess.