April 1, 2010

Why does my daddy hate trains

Gubernatorial hopeful Scott Walker would not comment directly on the issue of his son's appreciation for mass transit toys. He did, however, report that Scotty, Jr. can throw a football the length of two in-ground swimming pools and that being a dad is his greatest source of joy outside of cutting funding to county programs and riding a Harley-Davidson on thinly-disguised campaign trips.

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