Scott Walker's campaign pledge to you

He'll keep the governor's office well supplied with personal bum wad:

Friday afternoon, 12 News checked out the county executives' rest room and found it fully stocked.

Everybody else brings their own, and the DA burns incense to camouflage the ungodly reek wafting from the men's toilets.

County Executive Scott Walker blames the cleanliness crisis on the county housekeepers who stopped coming to work.

Those would be the ones he fired.