November 30, 2009

Follow the logic

This sportswriter argues that the integrity of a breakfast cereal is compromised because Tiger Woods won't explain why he ran his car into a fire hydrant. I'm always looking for excuses why I made triple bogey. Which golf clubs did Tiger Woods endorse so I can get some.

eta: Pat O'Brien of "Access Hollywood" was just on Wolf Blitzer's "Situation Room" comparing Tiger Woods to ... Michael Vick.

4 comments:

grumps said...

Does Pat O'Brien have enough ground left upon which to stand and call out anyone? http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pat_O%27Brien_(television)&action=edit&section=8

illusory tenant said...

Nancy Grace, who was quite upset at not receiving a satisfactory response, earlier grilled some lawyers as to why Tiger Woods has yet to be charged with "striking a fixed object."

Clutch said...

Were you aware that she is a former prosecutor?

illusory tenant said...

The cable landscape is littered with them, isn't it. I also surfed past Bill O'Reilly last night, who had as his guest a "trial attorney" offering unsolicited public relations advice to Tiger Woods. Even O'Reilly thought she was nuts.