The time is ripe!

For the Republican Party to begin winning new members, GOP Chairman Michael Steele told several of the remaining true believers in Burlington, WI yesterday.

Among the Base's recent soul-winning strategeries:

Hoot, howl, mock, and laugh in derision when the U.S. fails to secure the Olympic Games for Chicago, several of whose events would have been held right here in Wisconsin, USA.

Try your damnedest, even if you have to outright lie, to connect the president of the United States with practicing pedophiles.

Those should work real well. For it's a Grand Old Party.