illusory tenant: Neither does Jesus

May 8, 2009

Neither does Jesus

Listen to "Christian rock."
And who could blame Him.

Christian ska, on the other hand ...
Or: Christian death metal (feat. Cookie Monster).*

* Wafer Monster, that is, in keeping with the genre.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...: Oh, I dunno. Kitsch can be quite wonderful... with a few tweaks.; 10:21 AM, May 08, 2009
Anonymous said...: The proponentsists take it to a new level...; 1:49 PM, May 08, 2009
Ordinary Jill said...: I'm afraid both of those tracks also sucked. I heard Bob Marley's "One Love" on a mainstream radio station today and remembered that it also has a Christian (or perhaps Rastafarian) theme. So, I now have three songs for my hypothetical "only music that doesn't suck" christian rock station.; 8:06 PM, May 10, 2009
illusory tenant said...: This is good too.

(Click on "Jukebox" and listen to the whole album.); 10:44 PM, May 10, 2009

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