American Thinker [sic]

Sarah Palin loves God. God loves Sarah Palin.
And that is why they hate her ... and Him.
And why she — and He — will be back.

Follow the logic:

Sarah Palin is grounded in the divine, which means, in part, that she believes, as did the framers of our constitution, that individuals [being evidently the politically correct rendering of the original, pre-universal suffrage "all men"] are "endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Property* Happiness."

— Stuart Schwartz, Dist. Professor of Telemarketing

Wait a minute. I thought Jefferson was touring France in 1787.

* Revised for violating Exodus 20:17.