May 4, 2009

Christianity Today

As exemplified by Joe the Plumber.

"The Founding Fathers based the Constitution off of Christian values," says JTP. And he won't let queers near his children.

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  1. His bald head may look like a light bulb, but it is blown.

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  2. Jesse Taylor via teh dreaded Twitter: "I would never let my children near plumbers. Those big windowless vans, and all that lascivious ass-showing."

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  3. so i'm just wondering what he will do if one of his kids ends up being "queer"?

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