July 28, 2008

Oh boy, here we go

Police say a man opened fire at a Knoxville, Tennessee Unitarian Universalist church* during a children's play yesterday because he couldn't find a job and "his stated hatred for the liberal movement."
Let the civil debate commence.

"Liberals in general, as well as gays."

* Jim Adkisson, 58, "apparently targeted the congregation out of hatred for its liberal social policies." — AP

And for "founding of a chapter of the ACLU."

3 comments:

  1. It is a miracle none of the children were hurt.

    I wonder where this man's hatred of liberals comes from...

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  2. The irrational hatred is an outgrowth perhaps of his functional inability to accurately discharge the firearms he worships. This suspect would make a fine cellmate for our celebrated Lawnmower Man, from whom he could learn a thing or two about proper aiming techniques.

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  3. The police found a copy of Michael Savage's book "Liberalism is a Mental Health Disorder" in his house.

    Bowl me over with a feather.

    But no one takes Savage seriously...right?

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