But otherwise unremarkable

Best line among several from a funny review of something called Crüe Fest, which took place at the Marcus Amphitheater over the weekend, being the sum total of its attention paid to one of the opening acts:

Trapt had a "t" in its name instead of a "ped."

The headliner, on the other hand, was apparently notable for its inappropriate leather pants, "confusingly juxtaposed pornography," and a guitarist whose pedestrian faux-metal clichés resembled "tabulating the week’s alcohol invoices."