This is pretty comical.
It's true, I did say Deepak Chopra's got a bug up his Root Chakra, but I wasn't making excuses for him. Because there are none. And what's missing from the Storyful account is Deepak Chopra telling me, "It felt so good" (which he's since deleted), and my advising him, out of concern for even the Cosmos's tiniest creatures: "[It's] not so good for the bug."
Deepak Chopra is full of harebrained baloney.