illusory tenant: David VanderLeest fried my brain

July 3, 2011

David VanderLeest fried my brain

Scroll down and read "Vanderleest Doc 4." Go ahead. I dare you.

And then my mind split open. — Lou Reed

6 comments:

Display Name said...: Yeah, what really caught my eye was the capital 'A' on "Alcohol", and the fact that she wasn't asked to swear to what she was actually drinking that night.

Because, as any lawyer knows, if you're a complete blank because of Long Island Ice Tea, you can't be legally responsible for what you said.; 8:35 AM, July 03, 2011
Mike said...: "... charges steaming from this alleged incident". Whoa.; 8:52 AM, July 03, 2011
KathleenKMM said...: I'm glad she reserved her rights under the UCC. Also, my head hurts.; 10:41 PM, July 03, 2011
Pyrrho said...: All of these documents are awesome. Obviously they lack the coherence and writing quality of the average document filed by a nut-job pro-se litigant, but they are far more entertaining.; 10:47 AM, July 04, 2011
Anonymous said...: Seeing these sort of documents on a semi-regular basis as a part of my job would be mildly amusing except people who are using them are so passionately convinced that the documents confirm valid legal actions. It is sad really.; 9:23 PM, July 04, 2011
illusory tenant said...: It is sad in way. But I'm telling you the 14th Amendment was never properly ratified ...; 9:24 PM, July 04, 2011

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