As Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's political disasters accumulate, he's making sandwiches and showing them to you on the Tweeter.
And that is one sad mofo of a sandwich. Consider it felt sorry for.
(Meanwhile Bob Jambois is eating Walker's lunch in court.)
I think he's trying to tell everyone that his brown bag does not contain a turd sandwich.
ReplyDelete"Is he the turd?"
ReplyDeleteThat's wheat? That's cheese? The spread looks thin; I'd say Miracle Whip.
ReplyDeleteSomebody should send the poor sod a Glorioso's gift basket.
ReplyDeleteAnd Sciortino's for cookies.
ReplyDeleteTell me that was the fake Twitter Governor, not the real one.
I wish I could.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't even Sargento cheese. They're biting down on a boycott bullet for him and he's using Velveeta on his "ham" sandwiches.
ReplyDeleteThe best part is that four tweets later he's talking about lunch with state lawmakers. Did they all "brown bag" it? Did he share his sandwich? Did they let him bring the sandwich into whatever fancy restaurant they went to?
ReplyDeleteI heard on the internet last time he went to a fancy place he got hooted up and right out the door.
ReplyDeleteAlso first time I ever seen scare quotes on a ham sandwich.
ReplyDeletea hero ain't nothin but a sandwich- it certainly ain't walker.
ReplyDeleteCheck out the ragged edge, but oddly not a matching ragged edge on both slices. Certainly not something fancy like Kraft Deli Deluxe singles, which are square like his God intended. I dunno. Maybe he gets the free government cheese now... but he didn't cut it himself. That's pre-sliced cheese.
ReplyDeleteWhy in the world would he even post that thing? Is it a cry for help?
ReplyDeleteColor me confused on the whole Twitter thing. I don't get it when a certain Alaskan does it and I don't get the point when Scott Walker does it. Why do they think we care or perhaps even more importantly why does their bizarre use of Twitter make them a "leader."
ReplyDeleteMy guess as to why he does it, is that his attempt to appear "folksy." He's saying "look, I make lunches for work just like you do."
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