September 30, 2010

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Any person who intentionally has or offers to have or requests to have nonmarital sexual intercourse for anything of value. § 944.30(1)
Columbia County prosecutors said 72-year-old Gerald Hilliker solicited sex at a truck stop west of Portage on July 13th. They said he distributed a flyer* with a list of sex acts he was apparently willing to perform.
It's getting tough out there.

* Wonder if he got them printed at Kinko's.
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3 comments:

  1. Display Name9:03 AM, October 01, 2010

    Old guy like that would use InstyPrints.

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  2. Display Name10:33 AM, October 01, 2010

    I take it back. He would've used purple-ink spirit duplicator. Ah, nothing like methanol in the morning! Chocolate milk after recess!

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  3. illusory tenant4:40 PM, October 02, 2010

    Are those what they used to call "dittos"?

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