Trout learn of Ron Johnson threat to drill lake

This one was trying to relocate to Irondequoit.

"Ron Johnson can't seem to make up his mind about anything on any given day," said Alan the brown trout, 16, of Racine, WI. "But I figured I'd be on the safe side and haul anal fin to somewhere he doesn't even know exists, like maybe Titicaca or Lake Ontario."

Earlier: Canadians politely refuse Ron Johnson's gift of Buffalo (NY)