It's a zoo (interchange) out there

Construction detours add five or ten minutes

You bunch of whiners, get your butts out of bed earlier and deal with it. And while you're at it, get up even earlier so you don't have to shave or put on your make-up while driving.

Or both.

Knowledgeable sources suggested county exec and GOP candidate for governor Scott K. Walker engineered the rerouting to guarantee commuters five additional minutes of Charlie Sykes drive time.